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<channel><title>Bikes in the Fast Lane - Daily Motorcycle News | Categorised Content</title><description>Daily news about motorcycles</description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/</link><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:00:00 +0200</lastBuildDate>
<item><title>Returning To My Office. Computer Not Used For A While. It Shows!</title><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Keyboard-Weed.jpg" width="100" height="74" title="Keyboard Weed" alt="Keyboard Weed" style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Funny #Keyboard - I know what I'll be seeing when I get back to my little office..... with my computers not used for days, and no one to look after them.<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/returning-to-my-office.-computer-not-used-for-a-while.-it-shows.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/returning-to-my-office.-computer-not-used-for-a-while.-it-shows.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/returning-to-my-office.-computer-not-used-for-a-while.-it-shows.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/returning-to-my-office.-computer-not-used-for-a-while.-it-shows.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/returning-to-my-office.-computer-not-used-for-a-while.-it-shows.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>On My Way Back. Guess Where I&#8217;ve Been?</title><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 08:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/KTM-Netherlands.jpg" width="100" height="75" title="KTM Netherlands" alt="KTM Netherlands" style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Funny #KTM #Netherlands - I'm hopefully heading back to home (Normandy, France). Want to guess where I have been? <br><br>

Maybe the photo will give you a hint......<br><br>]]></description><link>http://192.168.1.4/Testblogs.nsfdx/on-my-way-back.-guess-where-ive-been.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://192.168.1.4/Testblogs.nsfdx/on-my-way-back.-guess-where-ive-been.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://192.168.1.4/Testblogs.nsfdx/on-my-way-back.-guess-where-ive-been.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://192.168.1.4/Testblogs.nsfdxcomments/on-my-way-back.-guess-where-ive-been.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://192.168.1.4/Testblogs.nsfdx/on-my-way-back.-guess-where-ive-been.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>Gone On A Trip, This Is What I&#8217;m Doing With The 1st Radar I See</title><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Peeing-on-a-speed-radar.jpg" width="100" height="150" title="Peeing on a speed radar" alt="Peeing on a speed radar" style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Funny #Radar #Pee -I'm off on a trip for a few days, back on Tuesday afternoon if everything goes well (traveling in Europe usually means things don't go as planned). I've programmed a series of articles to keep you amused and interested, so no zapping!<br><br>

The first speed radar I see will get this treatment. I wonder what kind of a fine I'd get? Probably all they can do is public urination, or would it be destruction of public property?<br><br>

Anyway, see you on Tuesday, hopefully. Tonight I sleep in Paris, then it's destination-mystery....<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/gone-on-a-trip-this-is-what-im-doing-with-the-1st-radar-i-see.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/gone-on-a-trip-this-is-what-im-doing-with-the-1st-radar-i-see.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/gone-on-a-trip-this-is-what-im-doing-with-the-1st-radar-i-see.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/gone-on-a-trip-this-is-what-im-doing-with-the-1st-radar-i-see.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/gone-on-a-trip-this-is-what-im-doing-with-the-1st-radar-i-see.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>Motorcycle Pussy - Part Deux</title><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Biker-Pussy-2.jpg" width="100" height="65" title="Biker Pussy " alt="Biker Pussy " style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Cats #Funny - Don't we all dream of pussy? Especially motorcycle-riding pussy. We've featured one pin-up already on a motorcycle, here's another delicious one:<br><br>

Maybe this one is dreaming of this:<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/motorcycle-pussy---part-deux.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/motorcycle-pussy---part-deux.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/motorcycle-pussy---part-deux.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/motorcycle-pussy---part-deux.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/motorcycle-pussy---part-deux.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>Batman Helmet Too Boring? Try The Joker Helmet</title><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 14:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Joker-Helmet-1.jpg" width="100" height="80" title="Joker Helmet " alt="Joker Helmet " style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table><table cellspacing="0" align="right" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Joker-Helmet-2.jpg" width="100" height="73" title="Joker Helmet " alt="Joker Helmet " style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Helmets #Joker - If one of the Batman helmets that are out now are a bit too boring for you (who wants to be a playboy zillionaire during the day, fighting evil at night wearing a tight body suit), then how about wearing a super villain helmet?<br><br>

The Joker helmet will get you far more attention when riding your motorcycle, that's for sure. Made by an artist specializing in helmets, this one is rad. Just look at the face at the back of the helmet.............. <br><br>

...........Click on the headline to continue reading this story.......<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/batman-helmet-too-boring-try-the-joker-helmet.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/batman-helmet-too-boring-try-the-joker-helmet.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/batman-helmet-too-boring-try-the-joker-helmet.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/batman-helmet-too-boring-try-the-joker-helmet.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/batman-helmet-too-boring-try-the-joker-helmet.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>China: First Chinese Big Motorcycle?</title><pubDate>Wed, 8 May 2013 08:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Chinese-Superbike-2.jpg" width="100" height="69" title="Chinese Big Superbike " alt="Chinese Big Superbike " style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table><table cellspacing="0" align="right" border="0" width="101" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/flags/ch-flag.gif" width="98" height="66" title="China flag" alt="China flag" border="0"></a></td></tr></table>#China #Bigmotorcycle #Funny - Is this the first Chinese superbike? Not in terms of Ducati, MV Agusta, etc all real fast motorcycles, but in terms of big bikes. And I mean BIG bikes.<br><br>

Interesting feat though he used scrap parts to make it. He was probably copying some existing motorcycle but got the scale wrong...<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/china-first-chinese-big-motorcycle.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/china-first-chinese-big-motorcycle.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/china-first-chinese-big-motorcycle.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/china-first-chinese-big-motorcycle.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/china-first-chinese-big-motorcycle.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>This Made Me Smile - A Harley-Davidson Merchandising Idea</title><pubDate>Tue, 7 May 2013 14:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Harley-Diaper-Bag.jpg" width="100" height="149" title="Harley Diaper Bag" alt="Harley Diaper Bag" style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table><table cellspacing="0" align="right" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><a href="http://www.harley-davidson.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/logos/Harley-Davidson-logo-3.gif" style="border:1px solid white;" width="100" height="80" border="0" title="Harley-Davidson logo" alt="Harley-Davidson logo"></a></div></td></tr></table>#Harley #Funny - When I saw this, I just had to smile. Many Harley-Davidson motorcycle riders cultivate the idea of a tough, hardcore, biker image. Mustaches (and you should see the men's moustaches), wild hair, tattoos, leather vests & chaps, scars... you name it. All for a tough biker image.<br><br>

.... and then they walk in with this Harley-Davidson Skull & Crossbones black bag. You'd expect the biker to open the bag and at the very least remove a beer bottle which they open with their teeth. Or out comes the knives, guns and brass knuckles. But no, you'd be wrong.............. <br><br>

...........Click on the headline to continue reading this story.......<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/this-made-me-smile---a-harley-davidson-merchandising-idea.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/this-made-me-smile---a-harley-davidson-merchandising-idea.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/this-made-me-smile---a-harley-davidson-merchandising-idea.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/this-made-me-smile---a-harley-davidson-merchandising-idea.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/this-made-me-smile---a-harley-davidson-merchandising-idea.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>Video: Skip Rope With Your Motorcycle</title><pubDate>Thu, 2 May 2013 08:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Motorcycle-Rope-Skipping.jpg" width="100" height="64" title="Motorcycle Rope Skipping" alt="Motorcycle Rope Skipping" style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Funny #Stunts - There are lot of thing you can do with your motorcycle, but I would never have thought that skipping rope would be one of them. But there you go, learned something today.<br><br>

Rope Skipping For Motorcycles 101<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/video-skip-rope-with-your-motorcycle.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/video-skip-rope-with-your-motorcycle.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/video-skip-rope-with-your-motorcycle.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/video-skip-rope-with-your-motorcycle.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/video-skip-rope-with-your-motorcycle.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>Labor Day 2013 - Doing Anything But Working - Day Off - Riding My &quot;Motorcycle&quot;</title><pubDate>Wed, 1 May 2013 08:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Holiday-ride.jpg" width="100" height="93" title="Holiday ride" alt="Holiday ride" style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Funny - It's the international day of labor, when we all must remember how lucky we are that we are working, so I decided not to work today and head on out for a "motorcycle" ride.<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/labor-day-2013---doing-anything-but-working---day-off---riding-my-motorcycle.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/labor-day-2013---doing-anything-but-working---day-off---riding-my-motorcycle.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/labor-day-2013---doing-anything-but-working---day-off---riding-my-motorcycle.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/labor-day-2013---doing-anything-but-working---day-off---riding-my-motorcycle.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/labor-day-2013---doing-anything-but-working---day-off---riding-my-motorcycle.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>
<item><title>Scare The Bejazus Out Of Anyone On The Road, Including Cops</title><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:00:00 +0200</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <table cellspacing="0" align="left" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Predator-2-Helmet-1.jpg" width="100" height="129" title="Predator 2 Helmet " alt="Predator 2 Helmet " style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table><table cellspacing="0" align="right" border="0" width="110" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div class="Pict"><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Predator-2-Helmet-3.jpg" width="100" height="74" title="Predator 2 Helmet " alt="Predator 2 Helmet " style="border:1px solid white;"></div></td></tr></table>#Helmets #Predator #Motorcycle - Remember the scariest sci-fi movie monster in the universe? Predator was (is) the toughest monster that humans could battle, even Alien and worse, even Arnold Schwarzenegger had a problem fighting this fighting machine (it took Arnold an atomic bomb to vanquish the monster). Predator is tough and well equipped to fight anything and anywhere.<br><br>

Well, now thanks to a Russian outfit, you can scare anyone on the road while riding your motorcycle. NLO Moto are selling Predator helmets. These helmets are custom made, so you choose what you want on them and how they will look........... <br><br>

...........Click on the headline to continue reading this story.......<br><br>]]></description><link>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/scare-the-bejazus-out-of-anyone-on-the-road-including-cops.htm</link><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><dc:creator>Mike Werner</dc:creator><comments>http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/scare-the-bejazus-out-of-anyone-on-the-road-including-cops.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/scare-the-bejazus-out-of-anyone-on-the-road-including-cops.htm</guid><wfw:commentRss> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dxcomments/scare-the-bejazus-out-of-anyone-on-the-road-including-cops.htm</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment> http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/scare-the-bejazus-out-of-anyone-on-the-road-including-cops.htm?opendocument&amp;comments</wfw:comment></item>

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