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AeroStich’s Motorcycle Coolness Emulator Gadget

  Posted at 06:21:54 PM
  File under  Funny Gadgets
  Author: Mike Werner
  Location: Paris, France

AeroStich Coolness Gadget
The famous motorcycle accessories supplier, AEROstich, has done it again.

They have on sale the ultimate COOLNESS EMULATOR gadget !! Ever want to look cool on your moped ?? Wanna impress the girls at Sturgis on your Solex ?? This is the gadget for you... expensive ? Yes !! But worth every bit of the $ 82,000 you'll spend on it.

Here's what the catalog says:

Will allow you to interact more normally with various biker microcultures. Using forced-fractal image projection and high-speed clue building database recognition, this ex-black ops military technology is now available to the motorcyclist. Cross-microcultural stealth is now yours! For example, drive your ratty, high-mileage dual sport to a Ducatisti meeting, and the rapid-compilation 'clue building' software quickly (.02 secs) averages a 'look' for you and your machine, cloaking you via forced-fractal projection into an innocuous moto-conformist. Your bike will blend in, and so will you, allowing you to look at bikes, mingle, and not be harassed or snubbed. Look in a rearview mirror and behold yourself resplendent in a Vanson jacket and a Blues Brothers mini chin beard. No one will know! Comes with one scanner and two image projectors (one for you, one for your bike). An add-on audio emulator is available for $380.00 for the ultimate in stealth. Cruise the main street of Sturgis, and your duct-taped Helix becomes a throbbing Fat Bob. Do be careful around Shriner parades and mopeds. Satisfaction or your money back

Click here to go to AEROstich's web site. Then in the Search/Buy box, enter "Coolness Emulator". Don't forget to order it.

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