Top 10 Useless Christmas Motorcycle Gifts
Posted at 03:00:00 PM
File under Entertainment Funny
Author: Mike Werner
Location: Normandy, France
Many sites are currently showing the nicest motorcycle gifts for Christmas. I'd like to see the "other" side, the worst gifts you can give for Christmas.
I'll be the first to admit it, gifts are like beauty, it's what's in the beholders eyes. So what I find bad, you may find really cool. And just in case you like it, where possible I have placed a link to Amazon.com.... hint, hint... or eBay.
NOTE: If you're looking for "real" motorcycle gits, either for yourself or for someone you know who loves motorcycles, why not try our motorcycle shops ? Click here for the USA, click here for the UK. You can find yourself some real nifty motorcycle gifts.
1. Harley Davidson Rocking Chair
I'm sorry folks, but a Harley rocking chair ??? I'm biting my lips as I write... so many things come to mind:
It's a wooden rocking chair for kids.
You can buy it at Amazon for US$88.
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2. Harley Davidson - Money Box
Haven't got enough money to buy yourself a motorcycle ?? Need to start saving ?
Here's your chance to save money to buy yourself a motorcycle, and to keep yourself motivated while doing so. A Harley-Davidson piggy bank....
Buy it at Amazon for US$ 17.95.
3. Gibraltar Oversized Motorcycle Throne
Just what you need, after riding the Iron Butt, to come home and sit on this stool....or maybe use it for training to run the Iron Butt..
Cordura/vinyl seat with extra-soft foam. Adjusts from 20" to 28" high. Very stable double-braced legs with thick rubber feet.
Buy at Amazon for US$ 119.99
4. Motorcycle Cop behind City Sign
Now why would anyone want to buy a toy of a motorcycle Police Officer checking for speeding, hidden behind a city sign ??
Is it some kind of perverted pleasure ?
Buy at eBay for US$10.00.
5. Motorcycle Tire Swing
If you're going to make a swing, why not use a disgarded motorcycle .. at least it's original !
I can't really see kids using this as a swing.
Buy at eBay for US$ 91.99.
6. Motorcycle Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
Now the question is, what is salt and what is pepper ?
Buy at Amazon for US$ 10.99
7. Motorcycle Wine Bottle Holder with Motorcycle Wine Bottle Topper
Wine and motorcycles ??? Not a good combination (because motorcycles shake, and spoil the wine).
Buy at Amazon for US$ 34.99
8. Motorcycle Ceiling Light
Boy, will that thing race around if it's a Ducati.. you're head will be spinning...
Buy at eBay for US$ 149.99.
9. Motorcycle Shaped 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
I don't know about you, but I'd rather ride one, than put one together that will never ride !
Buy at Amazon for US$ 17.99
10. Motorcycle Brick Thermometer
Just stick your head out of the window, you'll know how hot or cold it is.
Buy at Amazon for US$ 7.50