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Top 10 Useless Christmas Motorcycle Gifts

  Posted at 03:00:00 PM
  File under  Entertainment Funny
  Author: Mike Werner
  Location: Normandy, France

Many sites are currently showing the nicest motorcycle gifts for Christmas. I'd like to see the "other" side, the worst gifts you can give for Christmas.

I'll be the first to admit it, gifts are like beauty, it's what's in the beholders eyes. So what I find bad, you may find really cool. And just in case you like it, where possible I have placed a link to hint, hint... or eBay.

: If you're looking for "real" motorcycle gits, either for yourself or for someone you know who loves motorcycles, why not try our motorcycle shops ? Click here for the USA, click here for the UK. You can find yourself some real nifty motorcycle gifts.

Harley Rocking Chair
1. Harley Davidson Rocking Chair

I'm sorry folks, but a Harley rocking chair ??? I'm biting my lips as I write... so many things come to mind:

It's a wooden rocking chair for kids.

You can buy it at Amazon for US$88.

There's more below the fold:

Harley money box
2. Harley Davidson - Money Box

Haven't got enough money to buy yourself a motorcycle ?? Need to start saving ?

Here's your chance to save money to buy yourself a motorcycle, and to keep yourself motivated while doing so. A Harley-Davidson piggy bank....

Buy it at Amazon for US$ 17.95.

3. Gibraltar Oversized Motorcycle Throne

Just what you need, after riding the Iron Butt, to come home and sit on this stool....or maybe use it for training to run the Iron Butt..

Cordura/vinyl seat with extra-soft foam. Adjusts from 20" to 28" high. Very stable double-braced legs with thick rubber feet.

Buy at Amazon for US$ 119.99

Motorcycle Cop Behind City Welcome Sign
4. Motorcycle Cop behind City Sign

Now why would anyone want to buy a toy of a motorcycle Police Officer checking for speeding, hidden behind a city sign ??

Is it some kind of perverted pleasure ?

Buy at eBay for US$10.00.

Motorcycle tire swing
5. Motorcycle Tire Swing

If you're going to make a swing, why not use a disgarded motorcycle .. at least it's original !

I can't really see kids using this as a swing.

Buy at eBay for US$ 91.99.

Motorcycle Salt & Pepper Shaker
6. Motorcycle Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Now the question is, what is salt and what is pepper ?

Buy at Amazon for US$ 10.99

Motorcycle Wine Bottle Holder
7. Motorcycle Wine Bottle Holder with Motorcycle Wine Bottle Topper

Wine and motorcycles ??? Not a good combination (because motorcycles shake, and spoil the wine).

Buy at Amazon for US$ 34.99

Motorcycle Ceiling Fan
8. Motorcycle Ceiling Light

Boy, will that thing race around if it's a Ducati.. you're head will be spinning...

Buy at eBay for US$ 149.99.

Motorcycle Jigsaw puzzle
9. Motorcycle Shaped 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

I don't know about you, but I'd rather ride one, than put one together that will never ride !

Buy at Amazon for US$ 17.99

Motorcycle Thermometer
10. Motorcycle Brick Thermometer

Just stick your head out of the window, you'll know how hot or cold it is.

Buy at Amazon for US$ 7.50

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