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65 Motorcycle Sayings

11
July
2011
  Posted at 06:00:00 PM
  File under  Entertainment Funny Lists
  Author: Mike Werner
  Location: Normandy, France

Sayings are popular in almost any culture. You've got a whole series of them, based on wisdom, false-wisdom, culture and even nationality. Some of them are true, and are truly wise, some are not, but funny nevertheless.

We bikers have a series of sayings of our own that depict our life style and passion for motorcycles. Here are 65 of those sayings, or slogans. You may have read some of them, but I doubt that you'll have read all of them...

01. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.  - Anonymous

02. Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.   - Anonymous

03.If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious  - Anonymous

04.Live to ride, ride to live   - Anonymous

05.Midnight bugs taste best.   - Anonymous

06. Only Animals belong in Cages  - Anonymous

07. You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike.  - Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, "Billy Joel"

08. You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding.   - Anonymous

09. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude - Anonymous

10. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.  - Anonymous

11. Ride it Like you Stole it  - Anonymous

12. Loud pipes save lives - Anonymous

13. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.  - Anonymous

14. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders - Anonymous

15. It's not the destination, it's the journey - Anonymous

16. Keep your bike in good repair:  motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.  - Anonymous

17. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.  - Hunter Thompson

18. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight - Anonymous

19. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  - Anonymous

20. The older I get, the faster I was  - Anonymous

21. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.  - Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

22. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet?  An organ donor.  - David Perry

23. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone - Anonymous

24. If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.  - Anonymous

25. Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.  - Anonymous

26. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed - Anonymous

27. Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.  - Anonymous

28. Life is too short for traffic.  - Dan Bellack

29. Work to ride and ride to work.  - Anonymous

30. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go - Anonymous

31. Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.  - Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood,Biker Boyz

32. There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles - Anonymous

33. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.  - Mac McCleary

34. Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.  - Jim Samuels

35. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  - Anonymous

36. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil - Anonymous

37. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  - Anonymous

38. If you still have fuel in the tank, you are not lost yet - Anonymous

39. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.  - Anonymous

40. Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.  - Anonymous

41. Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous? - Anonymous

42. Safety doesn't happen by accident.  - Anonymous

43. Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.- Justin Skalka

43. Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.  - Anonymous

44. When you're riding lead, don't spit.  - Anonymous

45. Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity - Anonymous

46. Maintenance is as much art as it is science.  - Anonymous

47. Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.  - Anonymous

48. When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense - Anonymous

49. Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.  - Anonymous

50. Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous...crashing is - Anonymous

51. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  - Anonymous

52. Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.- Max Frisch

53. Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn't - Anonymous

54. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.  - Anonymous

55. Accidents hurt - safety doesn't.  - Anonymous

56. If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.  - Anonymous

57. It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines - Anonymous

58. Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!  - Anonymous

59. A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and use the bike again - Anonymous

60. Everyone crashes.  Some get back on.  Some don't.  Some can't.  - Anonymous

61. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire - Anonymous

62. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.  - Anonymous

63. Worst day on a motorcycle is still better than the best day in a cage- Anonymous

64. If it moves and it shouldn't use Duct Tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40  - Anonymous

65. The only thing better than a motorcycle, is two motorcycles. - Mike Werner







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