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Author: Mike Werner
Location: Normandy, France
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Sayings are popular in almost any culture. You've got a whole series of them, based on wisdom, false-wisdom, culture and even nationality. Some of them are true, and are truly wise, some are not, but funny nevertheless.
We bikers have a series of sayings of our own that depict our life style and passion for motorcycles. Here are 65 of those sayings, or slogans. You may have read some of them, but I doubt that you'll have read all of them...
01. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Anonymous
02. Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Anonymous
03.If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious - Anonymous
04.Live to ride, ride to live - Anonymous
05.Midnight bugs taste best. - Anonymous
06. Only Animals belong in Cages - Anonymous
07. You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, "Billy Joel"
08. You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding. - Anonymous
09. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude - Anonymous
10. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Anonymous
11. Ride it Like you Stole it - Anonymous
12. Loud pipes save lives - Anonymous
13. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Anonymous
14. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders - Anonymous
15. It's not the destination, it's the journey - Anonymous
16. Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Anonymous
17. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. - Hunter Thompson
18. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight - Anonymous
19. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Anonymous
20. The older I get, the faster I was - Anonymous
21. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
22. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
23. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone - Anonymous
24. If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Anonymous
25. Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Anonymous
26. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed - Anonymous
27. Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Anonymous
28. Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
29. Work to ride and ride to work. - Anonymous
30. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go - Anonymous
31. Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood,Biker Boyz
32. There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles - Anonymous
33. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
34. Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. - Jim Samuels
35. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Anonymous
36. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil - Anonymous
37. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Anonymous
38. If you still have fuel in the tank, you are not lost yet - Anonymous
39. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Anonymous
40. Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Anonymous
41. Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous? - Anonymous
42. Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Anonymous
43. Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.- Justin Skalka
43. Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Anonymous
44. When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Anonymous
45. Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity - Anonymous
46. Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Anonymous
47. Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Anonymous
48. When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense - Anonymous
49. Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Anonymous
50. Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous...crashing is - Anonymous
51. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Anonymous
52. Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.- Max Frisch
53. Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn't - Anonymous
54. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Anonymous
55. Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. - Anonymous
56. If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Anonymous
57. It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines - Anonymous
58. Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! - Anonymous
59. A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and use the bike again - Anonymous
60. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Anonymous
61. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire - Anonymous
62. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Anonymous
63. Worst day on a motorcycle is still better than the best day in a cage- Anonymous
64. If it moves and it shouldn't use Duct Tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 - Anonymous
65. The only thing better than a motorcycle, is two motorcycles. - Mike Werner
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