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Bread Toasters, Not KTM |
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File under Entertainment Funny
Author: Mike Werner
Location: Normandy, France
Via: MBI Member: MASMoto
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The next in thing in the motorcycle world would seem to be bread toasters.
KTM's orange toaster is "world famous" {link}. Is it now Suzuki's turn? Here's a Suzuki toaster. It's a bit bland, but it should work as good as the KTM....
Unfortunately, it's not a real Suzuki toaster, just a white toaster with a Suzuki logo pasted on it... pity.
I would have loved to see the next motorcycle manufacturer war declared via toasters. Wouldn't it be great if all motorcycle manufacturers started producing bread toasters....:
Which got me thinking... why not have a toaster for each motorcycle manufacturer.
Here are a few examples.
BMW Toasters
Solid, over-engineered, reliable. Burns toasts just about right. Expensive to buy and maintain.
Harley-Davidson Toasters
Lots of chrome, shakes a lot while toasting, and there are lots of breadcrumbs next to the toaster when you come in the morning. Has a patented burning sound. Expensive to buy, but maintains its price.
Ducati Toasters
Sleek & sexy design, uncomfortable, but toasts bread really quickly.
Kawasaki Toasters
Nice sleek design, burns toast fast, slight vibrations to keep the bread from not sticking. Popular model, not too expensive.
Honda Toasters
Solid, well engineered, works to perfection, but bland... Not expensive to buy or maintain.
KTM Toasters
Real version of the KTM toaster. Solid, you can take it anywhere. Not comfortable, but very good off-road.
Triumph Toasters
Old fashion looking, but well performing. Looks classic, but works modern. Not too expensive.
Hyosung Toasters
Low quality built, looks strange, but functional. Very cheap.
Derbi Toasters
Built like a brick, functional, sturdy and works well. Cheap to buy and maintain.
There... I think I've insulted enough motorcycle riders/owners out there...
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