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Movie Review: Killer Biker Chicks

July
2010

  File under Movie Review Product Review
  Author: Mike Werner
  Location: Travelling

Score:
Plot: 2
Acting: 1
Visual: 2
Sound: 2
Nudity: Low
Gore: None

Killer Biker Chicks is so much a B-movie, that they actually start by showing the definition of a B-movie. This recent, 100 minutes, movie (2009) is the archetypical B-movie, with boobs flopping out of shirts, sex (but not full frontal, so soft), gratuitous violence and probably the most cheesy and corny lines you've ever heard in any movie. It's almost like every corny phrase from every movie ever made was used in this biker flick. There's no acting involved, no characters are out of this world (including a fake Paris Hilton and her dog), and unfortunately, there not that many riding sequences.

The filming was done using almost every style available, from black & white, to color, to pastel colors, to soft lenses, to old style sepia to ... etc. The writer, producer, director, camera operator and actor, all the same person (Regan Redding), must have tried every technique in the book, resulting in a disjointed story.

But what the hell, it turned out quite funny. Where else can you get a white dude speaking with an Indian accent pretending to be from the Middle East? Also, check out the scene where the fake Paris Hilton is hanging... look to your left for the dog... hilarious. One thing is for sure, the music rocks in the movie.

Plot: In the heat of the Nevada desert, in the middle of nowhere, exists a hidden world of violence, corruption, sex, drugs and rock & roll. The only thing hotter than the sun bleaching the landscape is the handful of ruthless biker chicks that rule it. When a band of musicians run into car trouble, they discover help in the shapely form of biker queen Mother and her girls at a lone gas station. But salvation is only an illusion as the boys and several other weary travelers find themselves caught in the crossfire between a rival biker gang, corrupt cops, drug deals gone bad and the meanest Killer Biker Chicks ever to ride the roads.

Cheesy Quotes: "Fuck with one of us, Fuck with all of us". "Cat got your tong'. "I'm not Mormon, I'm just horny" "If you can't pronounce it, you don't know where it is". "What does GPS stand for? Going Partying Soon?"

Verdict: It's sooo bad, so cheesy & corny that is funny and you can't help yourself but be amused. I actually enjoyed it...