Sometimes I receive these really weird and strange movies, just because it has the word "Biker" or "Motorcycle" in the title. I get them sent for review purposes, and when I received "Voluptuous Biker Babes", my eyebrows went up a notch or two. Released in 2008, the movie is a painstaking 85 minutes long.
Consider the movie a cross between "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ", "Samurai Vampire Bikers From Hell " (world's worst movie) and an Adult movie. The movie is full of weird characters in the middle of the desert. Suddenly a mattress appears, so you know what the next scene will bring you.
It's not a real hard core movie, though very adult, it is suggestive. A bunch of voluptuous women (read obese), normal ladies, TVs and studs, all dressed weird.
Plot: You mean you need one??? .... Three Dance Divas - April (April Flores), Cholita (LA Cholita) and Boom Boom (Bunny de La Cruz) get lost during their cross country dance tour. In the desolate nowhere lives a deranged and sassy dance cult lead by Pa Fuschia Flores the self proclaimed Diva of the Desert. In a jealous rage Pa Fuschai declares her lost friends her mortal enemies and vows to destroy them in a desert wrestling match.
Quotes: "Ohhhhhh" "Ahhhhhh" "OhhhhhAhhhhhh"
Verdict: Some movies just should never have been made, and this is one of them. Adult movies usually involve very little acting or a plot, they're not meant to. This movie is not really adult in the traditional sense, nor does it have a plot, or is there any acting to be found. Oh yeah, despite the title, there are only two scenes with the same motorcycle.
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