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Study: Riding Your Motorcycle Dangerous For Your Children

July
2008

  File under News Statistics
  Author: Mike Werner
  Location: Normandy, France

Girls, you don't need to read this, it's only for men..... According to Dr Andre McDonald from Jamaica, riding motorcycles and wearing tight leathers is not good... for your future children. Or at least, according to the good Doctor, not good at getting any children.

Dr Andre McDonald states that riding motorcycle frequently, and wearing tight leathers, reduces your sperm count. Riding motorcycle frequently is defined as riding more than 3,000 miles per day week month quarter year.

More alarmingly, this may also cause sexual performance if you continue to ride and wear tight leathers.

So with the already omnipresent dangers of riding motorcycles, such as SUVs, pollution, bad roads, bad cops, manufacturer errors, cancer generating engines {link}, now you've got to throw in the fact that you may not function sexually.

Is this just a giant plot to get us to stop riding (motorcycles that is)..? I'm quite sure if we did a quick and nasty poll, we'd find that there are millions of riders out there who ride a lot more than 3,000 miles per year, and have 3+ kids! Right?

So.. get back on your bike and ride... scare over!