Here's one for the absurd, unbelievable or just plain Nigerian made up stories (you know the ones I mean... I raided 50 million from the bank and need some of your money to liberate it).
Here it goes, hold onto your helmet... a Nigerian motorcycle taxi rider accused his passenger of stealing his penis! To make matters even more believable, the motorcycle taxi rider believes that the passenger used a "spiritual" pigeon to accomplish the theft.
It started with the rider taking his passenger on a trip to three different parts of the city. On the way back to where they had started, the pillion passenger/client squeezed his legs real tight around the rider, so tight that he felt sick and weak.
The rider than stopped and for some mysterious reason decided to look inside his trousers to discover that his penis had disappeared. 
The motorcycle rider at that moment knew that his pillion, with help of a black tie clad pigeon, had stolen his penis. He then took the client forcefully to the Police station to have the man arrested.
The client denies all knowledge of this heinous crime. He stated "I already have one, what do you want me to do with his?". Unfortunately, the motorcycle taxi union are backing their rider, and will take the man to court if his penis is not returned within 24 hours.
Rumors of genital organ theft by “witches” are frequent in Nigeria as well as other countries in the region where “juju”, an older version of voodoo, is practiced.
On what planet do these people live? From all the 419 emails with the most crazy stories, it shows that Nigerians have a world of their own. A very special breed of people......
On another note: if a pigeon stole the man's penis, his wedding tool must have been really, and I mean really, small! So no loss there!
And what did the pigeon want the super small penis for... sex? 
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