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	The Real Reason You Can’t Ride Very Far On Your Motorcycle 21 November 2007   File under  Funny Entertainment   Author: Mike Werner   Location: Normandy, France Via: MBI Member: Horizontaal We all know the real reason why we can't ride very far in one go on our motorcycles! Admit it! Be honest!!!! Don't blame the limited fuel tank on your motorcycle..... with today's technology, you should be able to ride at least 1,000 km in one go, without stopping to refuel.... So.. what's the reason we need to stop frequently. Simple... the other bladder needs to be emptied, not filled. We all need to stop frequently, especially the older we get, to "walk the dog", or "shake your brother-in-laws hand".... Well.. no more. Now we too can keep riding into the sunset without the need to stop regularly along the country side and do our thing. Tena For Men is a product that works like a big diaper. Now you can ride for hours without having to stop. It is a super absorbent, and prevents those nasty odors... what more do you want? I am soooo glad I found this product. Now I too can ride for hours. Aren't you glad you stopped by at this site??? BTW, the ad is in French, but the product is American....The headline says "It's not a mechanical problem that is going to stop you..." Click here to find out more about the product Article Review & Rating (for the article, not the content) Technorati :Funny Motorbikes Motorcycles   Save This Page to del.icio.us   Stumble It!   Legacy (Old) Comments 1) D. Brent Miller said on: (21/11/2007 17:13:39 GMT) email:D. Brent Miller | website: http://sojournchronicles.com The Real Reason You Can’t Ride Very Far On Your Motorcycle The only thing missing, here, is an endorsement by NASA and an astronaut! Brent 2) Mike Werner said on: (21/11/2007 17:43:50 GMT) email:Mike Werner | website: http://www.motorbiker.org/ Preferably a female one.... ;-)) 3) Bob Thompson said on: (22/11/2007 14:03:06 GMT) email:Bob Thompson | website: The Real Reason You Can’t Ride Very Far On Your Motorcycle Interesting. Being able to ride 1000 km off into the sunset without a pee break is of interest to the 'international' motorcycling community, but not having to worry about a flat tire while doing it isn't. Hmmmmm. 4) Jim said on: (22/11/2007 17:45:58 GMT) email: | website: The Real Reason... My wife already thinks motorcycling is a childish activity. 5) Mike Werner said on: (22/11/2007 18:09:31 GMT) email:Mike Werner | website: http://www.motorbiker.org/ Jim, she's right... we're just big children... thank God!!! 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